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I'm looking for someone to help me eat 2000 pounds of fruit cups and Vienna sausages. Your payment will be another 200 pounds of previously opened yogurt containers, don't worry though they taste great. I don't know what you're into but I figured watching 24 legacy and old Jersey shore reruns should pass the time as we eat the fruit cups and Vienna sausages and talk about Ted Cruz in my grandmas basement.